romantic. Heavily sarcastic.
Ask me anything
the vicious pitbull in its naturally godless killing rage
have you ever had a romantic dream about someone you know and woken up with a huge temporary crush on them and you’re just like where DID THIS COME FROM
IF I HAD 10 PIECES OF CHOCOLATE
AND YOU ASKED FOR ONE
HOW MANY PIECES OF CHOCOLATE DO I HAVE LEFT?
NOT BECAUSE I GAVE YOU ONE
BUT BECAUSE I JUST ATE ONE IN FRONT OF YOU